this is my life

sorry no blogs lately I've been too busy trying to be skinny which i might add is a FULL TIME job. So I've cut out ALL fast food and sugar and in a week I've lost about 6 pounds, im still refusing the exercise... now cutting out these things wouldn't be so hard if healthy foods had calories but i find myself eating 20 times a day just to get close to my needed calorie intake and frankly its exhausting! who does this??! im soooo full and i have to force foods down bc im supposed to be eating 1800 calories a day and im lucky to hit 800 with the foods im eating. im not allowing myself a cheat day bc i have zero self control and it will all go to hell in a hand basket at that point. so at this rate of calorie intake i should weigh 25 pounds by next month  ;-) Anyhow back to more important news... yesterday my coworker whos name rhymes with penis fell out of his chair while on a phone call and stayed on the floor and continued the call as if nothing happened... oh and my moms iphone made her accidentally sext my ex.... not awkward at all? for a while there i could only dream of these things happening in my life but now i can proudly say its a reality =-) but most importantly i will not name names but theres this guy who has been texting and calling and texting and calling... lesson learned on posting your number on fb! many of you know that im not always the nicest person in life... but im trying i am reallllllly trying..regardless i have done everything short of blocking his number to get the point across but homeboy just isn't getting it so i guess im just going to have to block him from my phone..if you don't hear from me in a week then you know he didnt appreciate me blocking him!!!! dont get me wrong hes nice enough but comes on way too strong and doesn't know how to back off and i cant deal. i like how all my friends respond to this issue with telling me to change my identity haha ummm no he needs to learn how to take a hint!!! anyhow thats all for today unless something ridiculous happens to me and we all know thats a huge possibility... my life is like a sitcom...stay tuned!!!